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we suspect this employee of having a sh*tty attitude and misusing
valuable corporate resources such as chairs, more than 256 colors and
capital letters. we also suspect him of singing to himself during
the day and reading emails in fonts other than courier 12 point,
possibly even using italics.
if this is not the case, then, hey, rally on. otherwise it's time
for an ashcroft-type enquiry. you saw what happened to that guy down
at intel? hope you've never donated to the salvation army as they're
a religious organization too. we saw you last christmas, money in
the little red tin -- we're on to you. can you say "enemy combatant?
sunny vacation in guantanamo, anyone? if this is the case please
contact your corporate thought police in cube 7b.
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thank you for surrendering your civil liberties so easily.
war is peace
freedom is slavery
ignorance is strength
