Before we write Le Tour off as one three-week-long, super-slow-mo bitch slap delivered by Lance Armstrong to the rest of the cycling world, let us not forget Joseba Beloki and Jan Ulrich. They’re both within striking distance and have strong teams. Any and all things can happen in the Tour. Be wary and enjoy the ride.
Recent semi-quoted quote thingy:
“Death is a pleasant experience – ask any resusitated person. It’s this half-dying that is not. Walking around with a cane or ending up in a wheel chair; tubes sticking in and out of innumerable orifices. My goal is to prevent my half-death at any and all costs.”
So it goes without saying, if you want to reduce the collective cost of health care in this world, the most powerful thing you can do (even more than heading to the ballot box) is staying fit and eating a healthy low-fat, low cholestoral, low-salt diet. Your fat, plaque-clogged ass has an incredibly large chance of getting heart disease. Drives up the health costs a bit, ya know? Or you’ll become diabetic. Or your liver will die (get off the sauce too, while you’re at it). Or your lungs will finally turn to tar (get off the tougher-than-heroin kick; get ye to the Nicorette counter).
I’m not trying to be an ass, I’m just sayin’ put your “money where your mouth is.” Move. Be. Reality TV is for those with no lives of their own. Don’t be that guy(/girl).
Now if we can just get Rumsfeld to spew some more interesting spin on the “Situation in Iraq,” life will be REALLY good.
