I used to think my ideas worthless! Then I started watching television and that confirmed it!
Anyone who bought anything online over the holiday weekend should be turned over to Ashcroft. The Patriotic Americans were so completely intoxicated on one substance or another that they quickly became threats to their children and people everywhere.
The Real Patriots attained this state of chemical Nirvana as they headed home from work the day before and maintained straight on through the weekend. Remember, any explosives, especially those obtained in illegal manners, make you fervorently patriotic in the state's eyes. So never forget: when in doubt, blow shit up.
